#scp 2980

[arson-jellyfish69]

My stash of SCPs in maid dresses:

[notaperson-justtrash]

scp headcanons

I got a few ideas and I wanted to wright them out so here 

. it’s hard to make 049 mad but if he get’s upset you better run because the gates of hell have opened 

. if 035 ever became ruler of somewhere he would insist on being called queen

. 106 and 079 bonding over outer space since 079 was made not to long after the space race and 106 probably either missed it or was freaking out about it

. all the masks 049-j is made of are just masks that he lost over the years

. 2980-1 is really caring but he can’t stand 343

. yeah sure 049 and 035 are confused by modern technology but WHEN DID PURPLE BECOME SUCH A COMMON COLOR!!!

. 079′s humor consists of sarcasm, self hate, and morbid jokes

. 096 is the type of person to pile on sweaters and not wear pants

. 049-j met 049 when he was a kid and 049 was passing through his town and he would not stop following him around 

. 096 is constantly confused but that’s partly just because he needs glasses

. 079 is fluent in vines and memes and can deliver them in a perfect deadpan voice

. 035 sobs every time he watches a Disney movie

[scp-122]

Have you met SCP-2980? I feel like you two would get along.

[arson-jellyfish69]

Scp 173 in a maid dress?

That reminds me of something similar I have done

guess who got back into the scp fandom

[junk-hed]

the SCP Foundation re-imagined as a Tales from the Crypt-style horror anthology show

I’d imagine the show started in the mid 70s and ran for a few years until mysteriously vanishing and reappearing 20 years later, gaining a small cult following around that time

kinda inspired by @nick-nocturn ‘s halloween video from last year

[marianaechoes]

SCP-November

Class:Safe

WARNING: Under no circumstance is SCP-November to be left in a dark environment.

Reminder:SCPs under the Safe class are not labeled safe because they are harmless. They are labeled this because they are easily contained. Most SCPs with the Safe label are still capable of being highly dangerous.

Requirements: SCP-November is to be kept in a simple room equipped with bright lights overhead. In case of a blackout, another pair of lights are to automatically switch on for the safety of SCP-November and those in close proximity of them.

Description:SCP-November appears to be a young girl with long brown hair, pale skin, and green eyes. SCP-November is unable to sleep or stay asleep for long periods of time. These periods without sleep go on for longer than what is humanly possible. The longest recorded time SCP-November has gone without sleep is 8 weeks and 3 days. Although, on average, they fall asleep after 2-3 weeks of no rest. If SCP-November is to fall asleep, they can remain unconscious for a few hours(if left alone), but most times, they remain unconscious for less than 20 minutes.

Medications, anesthetics, or anything used as a sleeping aid, fails to show any effects or help SCP-November fall or stay asleep. The usage of other SCPs that affect sleeping have not been tested, though SCP-2980 would be a preferrable start.

SCP-November is to be kept in high spirits and never to be upsetted. If they become too agitated or distressed, they can cause all lights in their area to burst. The severity of their distress affects the radius of how far each light they destroys. *Flashlights are unaffected. In cases of a blackout, SCP-November is capable of causing extreme injury to anyone within their area. Hostile shadow-like apparitions begin to form and attack anyone in sight, and in some cases, SCP-November. SCP-November claims to only believe these things were of their imagination. Only their imagination became reality when a large blackout occurred on November ██, 2019, in the small town of ████. Little to no survivors were left after this incident.

Notes:SCP-November is allowed to walk around the facility with 1-2 guards. It is encouraged to have them take a walk around daily as it has shown to help shorten the time they go without sleeping. The amount of time they stay asleep is unaffected.

SCP-November tends to be very shy, and shows guilt upon any harm they cause or have caused. Overall, despite how dangerous SCP-November may be, they are to be treated as any child, and anyone who acts otherwise is to be reported immediately.

[sinsekai20130227]

SCP-3892 SCP-2980 SCP-2492 SCP-2365

[poptartcrazy]

Y’all are forgetting about this good one!

I wish I had this irl tbh

my favorite scp ever is scp 1171 and i just discovered them yesterday.

they live in a different dimension and can only communicate through writing on the constantly foggy windows of the house they inhabit. their name is beauremont. and they just. fucking hate humans. it’s so funny. and the best part is that they befriend someone in our dimension who works for the scp, not realizing that they’re human, and so that human is just sorta their roommate now because they’re the only one who doesn’t piss beauremont off. it’s so fucking funny.

[dustingrayves]

SCP-2980 is a better and more canon satan than the bibble

[supercomputerz]

i see no downsides

[arson-jellyfish69]

-j idea that I got from my own Reddit shinanegans

SCP-MAID DRESS-j 'u/that_damn_kid"

Object class: Keter

Current status: Uncontainable

Discription: scp maid dress-j is made up of 3 components, namely SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 through 3

SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 is an anomalous Reddit account under the username 'that_damn_kid' that is seemingly run by a 14 year old girl. This account behaves like a regular fan of the subreddits created by the SCP foundation to turn the general population away from the existence of the foundation with the exception of an event that occurs roughly every 3-7 months, this event has been dubbed SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 . These events cannot be stopped or interfered with in any way.

SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is an event that occurs when a post depicting the likeness of a 14 girl in the formating of a meme template of the 'trade offer' ganre, the meme goes as follows:

[[insert the meme here]](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/y3yylc/were_doing_this_again_boys_please_read_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Once this is done, SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is officially been declared active. Approximately 6-12 hours after the post is made Reddit users who are unaware of this anomaly will put down the scps whey wish to see in maid dresses, occasionally staff will also be requested and the top 5 comment when sorted by best are 'drawn" in maid dresses

SCP MAID DRESS-J-3 is a humanoid entity taking on the appearance of a 14 year old girl of Greek/Albanian decent. Once SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is closed this entity will hunt down the scps requested by the winners of this contest and force them to wear a maid dress that it is mostly seen carrying around. If subject refuses to wear the dress SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will gain a large amount of strength and attempt to force them (these attempts have a 100% success rate).

Once the maid dress has been successfully suited on the subject SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will take a picture of the subject using a smart phone (which witnesses have identified as a Samsung of some kind) and disappear. All pictures made with this phone will appear as drawings regardless of the place pictured.

So far only 13 scps and one foundation MTF solder have been targeted by this anomaly, namely 049, 073 ,076, 106,1471 ,3008-A, 5094, 2980-1, 999 ,3125, 085, 662, and 2085. All Anomalies capable of speech have described this dress as "comfortable but somewhat stiff". Extensive testing on these dresses show that they all completely non anomalous say for always being the perfect size for the being forced to wear them

Addendum SCP- MAID DRESS-J #1:

A d-class was instructed to send SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 a death threat over Reddit messages, SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 responded by sending a meme to r/DankMemesFromSite19 claiming that it'll "fucking do it again" and "Expect to see the Scarlet king in a maid dress by next Sunday"

[[visualised here]](https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/comments/ya1j2z/so_this_happened_expect_to_see_the_scarlet_king/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

[thewilliamambervein]

SCP-2980

Lauro y el Tío Cabra. Eros Castaño (Ibagué, Colombia) • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

[scp-122]

Friends

SCP-072: shadowy apparition of arm, hand and fingers that reaches for limbs draped over the side of infected beds.

SCP-080:shadowy humanoids with two ‘smoking’ eyes who forces people into sleep.

SCP-122: black shadows with white eyes emanating from unpowered nightlight that make people sleep.

SCP-1443: vine producing iridescent butterfly projections which cause individuals to sleep.

SCP-1953: cockroach like bipeds living in bedroom items that cause people to sleep.

SCP-210:house filled with sleep liquid. Anyone who enters falls asleep and can never leave.

SCP-2381: box with a letter when read an individual will sleep and be pestered by a humanoid figure.

SCP-2492: lamp that, when plugged in, produces shadowy arm, hand and fingers when an individual is asleep.

SCP-2676: miniature set display table that, when two individuals are asleep, brings their sleep version selves into the display to be chased down by a shadowy humanoid figure.

SCP-2980: red bulb when on during sleep individuals will be read to by the ‘devil’.

SCP-3060: CPAP machine that, when worn during sleep, summons humanoid figure that appears every time the individual sleeps.

SCP-3208: disease starting in the brain leading to the body being paralyzed and anchored to one place with the apparition of a strange individual in their sleep.

SCP-3225: circle of translucent humanoid beings who, when an individual joins hands with, allow the, to become calm and speak to….. in a sort of sleep state.

SCP-3547: currently escaped, black humanoid entity talks to people in their dreams.

SCP-4190: magazine about sea events that when read- the individual who has read it will hallucinate and dream and be followed around by an unknown black humanoid figure.

SCP-4363: record that when played during sleep locks you into a comatose state. Very few ever escape.

Enemies

SCP-2245:mashup of animals that protects sleeping individuals

SCP-3010: strange feelings of being watched by an unknown individual only in house like environments. Individuals cannot sleep.

SCP-3784: oil lamp that, when an individual sleeps, casts shadows by its flame that resemble both humanoid and nonhumanoid entities. Very big fire hazard.

SCP-3892: blanket that when worn by 10 or under sleeping child summons skeleton man - they are scary.

SCP-4917: dream police

SCP-966: humanoid creature that does not allow people to enter rem sleep while around.

[asagikurosugi]

Asagi, you should get SCP 2980 for the kids!

“Most of them are too old to want to listen to bedtime stories.”

[ultimatemeganekko]

Personally my favorite is scp-2980 which is a lamp witj a red bulb that if you turn on summons fucking satan to read you a hell themed bed time story

But its not horrifying or anything no it puts you to sleep and you have a good nights rest

Originally it was in an orphanage and he put it there to help the kids fall asleep and know what its like to have someone read them a bedtime story :'))

churchofbayonetta:

oldroots:

oldroots:

oldroots:

my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

[arson-jellyfish69]